Archive for the ‘Serena Williams’ Category

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Courtesy of/and more at Celebslam

Serena Williams on a recent vacation.

I’m not sure where the evolutionary chain broke, wasn’t well oiled, or when it decided to break-out a new species humaniod, but I can tell you I’ve only been really frightened of three things in my life: 1) giving a speech about the state of Maine in the third-grade….no offense, Maine….it was the public speaking thing, 2) french-kissing Kim Johnson in the sixth grade on a truth-or-dare dare….come on….I was just a boy and she already had the breasts of Vegas stripper, and 3) that beast entering the water above. 




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Raquets and a fuzzy yellow ball?  Hmmm.  No clue.  Give me another hint.    

Serves and volleys?  Hmmm. Nah, doesn’t ring a bell.   

Wimbledon, England?  Wait…..I got it.  Is that where they took off from before they hit Normandy in WWII?    No?!   OK, I’m totally lost.

Tennis.

Oh, tennis?!  Ok, it’s been awhile since I’ve heard of that obscure game played by the Europeans and some South Americans.   I honestly thought they were still on strike or locked-out, ’cause I hadn’t really heard much about that funny, wacky sport since Anna Kournikova won Wimbledon. 

What?  Anna never won a tournament?  Ever?!  Now I’m totally confused.

Seriously folks.  Looks like ratings for NBC may go from a 0.0001 to a 0.005 this coming weekend, if the recently revitalized Williams sisters can still keep winning over there.  From ABC News/AP:

 A year ago, Week 2 of Wimbledon began without a Williams in sight. Venus Williams was gone after a third-round upset. Serena Williams never showed up, part of a six-month stretch during which she was injured and fell out of the Top 100.

Winners of five of the past seven titles at the All England Club, the siblings both are scheduled to be on court Monday, when play resumes after a rainy first week and the traditional middle Sunday off.

“You know what? I’m playing really well. I’m feeling really good. I’m feeling really positive,” the No. 7-seeded Serena said. “I’m feeling like I’m going to get there.”

Venus has some catching up to do: Her third-round match against 71st-ranked Akiko Morigami of Japan was suspended by rain Saturday, with the American trailing 4-1 in the second set after winning the first.

If Venus who won the grass-court Grand Slam tournament in 2000, 2001 and 2005 can get past Morigami, a fourth-round matchup against 2004 champion Maria Sharapova would await.  [SOURCE]




Serena Williams survived the second round at Wimbledon yesterday, rallying from a first set hole of 4-1 to beat Australia’s Alicia Molik 7-6 (4), 6-3 at the All England Club.

I survived my 8am Serena photo scare by drinking decaf Starbucks and gingerly eating my apple fritter.

This from Yahoo Sports:

“I just got really angry,” Williams said. “I thought it was unfair that I got down so far. I was like, OK, it’s just one break. But 4-1 looks worse than one break.”

“I’m playing OK,” said Williams, who rated her performance six out of 10, compared to two out of 10 for the first round. “I actually don’t think I’m playing that great, no.”

Williams showed lots of emotion during the match as her sister, Venus, and parents watched from the stands.

“The angry Serena is very crazy to say the least,” she said. “Sometimes she comes out.” [SOURCE]

Holy shit! Yo, an angry Serena makes me shrivel up like 6th grader at camp after a cold lake swim! That’s a big, athletic, potentially angry amazon woman that could tear limbs and other unspeakables from my body with a twitch of her pelvic cavity. Watch out London if she loses an early match over there!




PartMule: The allure of Serena Williams, however slight, was definitely diminished after I found this one.  Classic.