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Tue 2.12.08

With the NBA All-Star break just about upon us….we need to revisit this classic piece of YouTubeage….I can’t imagine anything more entertaining than watching a 7-foot Shaquille O’Neal get his groove on. The man is straight electric boogaloo. Add on LeBron James and it’s pure magic….granted….Shaq’s centipede needed some work at the end, but he’s getting a bit old and ricketty…so I give him a pass.

The Big Swerve-inator as Shaq’s dance moniker?

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SHAQ HAS LOTS OF GAS

Wed 1.23.08

Shaquille O’Neal has a BIG appetite for stuff. The dude is a serious threat to global warming with his gi-normous carbon footprint that rivals the output of the country India.

The TV show EXTRA is reporting some of the details of Shaq’s spending and his insatiable consumption of stuff in his divorce settlement from wife Shauna (as reported HERE).

Check some of these numbers:

$1,500 for cable television….I once rang up such a number at the Renaissance Orlando for pay-per-view movies….umm…yes, ALL Disney…sick bastards.

$110,000 for monthly vacations….I mean, who can blame him? The tedious stresses of South Beach can wear on a brother.

$17,000 for clothing….polyester ain’t cheap on a 7′ 0″ frame the size of King Kong.

$26,500 for babysitting….clubbin’ in South Beach ain’t just about the cover and cocktails.

$23,000 at gas stations….now, who doesn’t buy a couple lottery tickets while fillin’ up?

Props: SportsByBrooks for the lead.

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KAZAAM’S GOT A SOUTH BEACH HAREM

Mon 1.07.08

Shaquille O’Neal is apparently torn up over his failed marriage. So much so that he’s drowning his sorrows in blondes and brunettes at the Marriott in South Beach and has accumulated quite the harem…

For those not in the know, Shaq’s marriage to wife Shauna (with whom he had five years of marriage and four children) disintegrated this past year and Shaq is taking full advantage by shacking up like no other. This from Page Six,

“Every time Shaq is in town, I get the call, and let me tell you: He’s got more women leaving his hotel room then any celebrity I’ve ever seen. Every time he stayed at the Marriott in South Beach, he had a blonde or a brunette with him.” [link]

Would you expect anything other than complete and utter dominance of the South Beach social scene from the Big Fornicator? 7 foot, 325 lbs., multi-millionaire, NBA star, etc, etc….unleashed as a single dude?! N*gga please!!

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SHAQ: PUT SOME 2-4′S ON THAT BITCH!

Thu 8.16.07

Shaquille is in China on a promotional tour for his sponsor Li-Ning — whatever the hell they sell – and has a very special wedding gift in-store for Yao Ming when he returns to the states.

“I’ve heard the news that Yao has married a beautiful basketball player,” the famous 34-year-old giant said.

“If you let me choose a wedding gift for him, I would give Yao four 24-inch customized rims at his wedding ceremony.” [SOURCE]

Sweet. Yao can officially join the NBA ‘let’s flaunt our wealthy in exorbitant, ridiculous ways” gang. I can’t imagine the vehicle that the 7′ 6″ Yao drives, but I think 24-inch rims might just barely be enough rim. Seriously.

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PIMP MY POPE RIDE, YO!

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Pimp My Pope Ride, Yo!

Sun 5.13.07

The latest craze to hit the sport and entertainment celebrity scene is to get your very own Pope Pimp Ride. The ultimate pimp, Pope Bendict XVI, recently upgraded his GMC Pope mobile (below left) for a tricked out Mercedes version, complete with spinners, 4 DVD players, Playstation, and turn tables (below right).

Pope Bendict XVI explained his seemingly extravagant, morally questionable move to the Mercedes,

“In order to appeal to the youth of today, and to show that this Pope can connect, I decided to make the move to the Mercedes to attract and retain youth to the Catholic religion. In addition, what pimp, um, I mean pope, doesn’t enjoy a little Grand Theft Auto while spinning the wheels of steel with Ludacris over some old school Bobby Brown?”

The move seems to not only have impact the youth of the world, but the sports and entertainment elite. Shaquille O’Neal recently ordered his Range Rover version (below) to roll through South Beach in the off-season. Shaq, aka. “The Diesel”, “Big Aristotle”, etc. has asked for the new moniker of “The Big Converter” and hopes to help Benedict bring back the “coolness” of Catholicism.

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Another Year, Another Flop…

Thu 5.03.07

Both Kobe and Shaq are nothing without each other (or without a healthy Dwayne Wade). Kobe can’t seem to figure out if it takes 45 or 15 points to make his Lakers win games. Shaq can’t seem to figure out if it takes 5 or 7 Big Macs to keep The Diesel churning.

Both are out of the NBA playoffs in the first round and both think, by their own admission, that they’re still the greatest, I’m sure. Shaq throwing his kids around his 50,000 sq. foot house and Kobe throwing 50 bellgirls around Colorado hotels after won’t spoil their cockiness. Gotta admit, the NBA playoffs are a much better TV entertainment buck when these guys are still around. At least we got TMac, LaBron, and Half-Man Half Insane Carter are still around to keep the circus tent up.

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