Archive for the ‘Soccer’ Category

 DAVID BECKHAM HEARTS TOM CRUISE

World kick the ball fifty times and nothing happens soccer star David Beckham is planning to build a professional sports complex in Natal, Brazil named the “David Beckham World of Sport”.  The complex will be home to eight soccer fields and a 10,000 capacity stadium, among other things.  

Beckham said the facility will incorporate a scholarship programme for Brazilian children that will actively outreach to schools in the region, and that the training facilities will be able to accommodate visiting soccer teams and other sports such as American football. [link]

Complex…complex!  Kids…kids!!  Outreach….outreach!  Oh…can’t wait!

Frankly, I’m just plain disturbed that photo up top exists on the Internet!  You kiddin’ me?!  

But then I look below and think…you kiddin’ me! Brazil wins!   Then I look up top and think….where can I punch a homeless person?  Then I look below and think…..can I really whack one at work?  Then I look up top and think….Scientology is for fags!

Also Check Out The Following on PartMule:

CRUISE-BECKHAM: RELATIONSHIP MOTIVES
BRAZIL GETS 2014 WORLD CUP
EVIDENCE BRAZIL WILL BE A GREAT HOST
BECKHAM’S INTERVIEW WITH ALI G.

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HOPE SOLO DONE CRYING LIKE A LIL CHICK

Hope Solo is back in the good graces of American Soccer….and she’s talking! 

After the goalie was benched for the World Cup’s semifinal match back in September against Brazil – this after not allowing a single goal in the tournament leading up to that point — and watching the U.S. lose to Brazil 4-0,  crying on the bench and making a media spectacle about her benching….then subsequently being ejected by the team from the bronze medal ceremony and team meals, and the team flight home….Solo is back IN with U.S. soccer.  Huh?

“I will not live with regrets,” Solo says. “Whether I could have done things differently or not, that was the state of mind I was in at the time. I felt I needed to say it at the time.”

Her father, Jeffrey, died on June 15, a week before an exhibition match in East Rutherford, N.J., against Brazil. Solo returned from the funeral in time for the game but didn’t play;

The World Cup instantly became her solace, her mission, her way of soothing the pain.

“It was my way of honoring his death, honoring his life,” says Solo, who scattered his ashes in the goal before every match in China. “It was all he ever wanted for me, and all I ever wanted for him. I’ve never been so focused and passionate about something in my whole life. It was the only thing that kept me together after he passed away.”

She is not asking for sympathy, only understanding.  [link]

Frankly, if I were Solo I’d probably defect to Russian or do a spread for Penthouse.  Actually, if I were her agent I’d recommend the latter and get this messy ordeal behind my client….yes, the 26 year-old and has plenty of soccer left in her…but that’s a messy game chock full of ACL tears and boo-boo’s for fair maidens such as Hope. Silk, lace, and the instructive cues of photographers named Rad would be the correct course of action for Miss Solo.




Clip above is of a stadium attacking soccer players.  No, not the fans running on the field and attacking….but actual wind-blown pieces of the stadium mauling players. 

It’s a novel way to bring interest to this stupid the game….but….I have an idea!   How about grabbing the ball with your hands….maybe throwing it?  Maybe hitting it with wood…or tackling people who have it?  




In addition to being a Geico spokesperson, Steve Nash’s spare time includes keeping himself busy fine tuning his soccer skills, which based on this new Nike commercial are pretty damn slick.   Frankly, I’m not a soccer fan nor a Canadian Steve Nash fan, so it’s way out of character for me to hype this video…..But I do love Labatt Blue….in case you’re a Canadian soccer player and I’ve totally alienated you. 

Props: WE ARE THE POSTMEN.  Cheers!




Soccer is not my cup of tea.  Frankly, I think it sucksMaybe a World Cup final is actually ‘watchable’ if chess and bowling aren’t on the tube. But, I’m starting to warm to the sport in many ways…. 

First reason being that Brazil will be hosting the 2014 World Cup. The second reason being that Brazil will be hosting the 2014 World Cup.   And lastly….because we can anticipate more of the mad-cap Brazilians dancing around, scantly clad, without a care in the damn world….with the world looking in.

Props to:  The Offside.  Cheers.




BRAZIL’S MOST FAMOUS PLAYER PELE BRAZIL will be an interesting place in 2014…

Brazil was named the host country for the 2014 World Cup on Tuesday in an uncontested choice by the Federation International de Football Association (FIFA).   After Columbia withdrew in April, the nod was guaranteed and marks the first time the World Cup competition has been played in Brazil since 1950. 

“Soccer is not only a sport for us,” Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva said. “It’s more than that: Soccer for us is a passion, a national passion.”

FIFA president Sepp Blatter said Brazil now has “not only the right, but the responsibility” to organize the 2014 tournament. Blatter then handed the World Cup trophy to Lula.

Lula, who flew in (Switzerland) for the announcement, promised that Brazil “will now with great pride do its homework.” And, he added, “if everything works out well, we will win once again a World Cup.”

This should be a frickin’ spectacle.  The mecca for futbol, the mecca for dance, the mecca for partying.  Unbelievable.  I was in New York a few weeks back for a wedding and met a guy who owns a travel agency out there.   His qoute, “there’s only one place in the world I’ve visited where they had to pry me away from…Brazil.”   He did go on to mention full-body massages, burning wax, and other unspeakables I’d fry for posting here.  Credible?  Not sure.  Interesting?   Definitely.  Oh, he did go on to mention the veal was fantastic….particularly on Thursday’s.