Porn legend Jenna Jameson may have a softening impact (did I just say that?) on boyfriend, UFC star, and Celebrity Apprentice dingbat Tito Ortiz. Ortiz’s UFC career will be ending with his next fight and he is apparently enthralled with the glitz of Hollywood. This from Page Six:
”He has Hollywood aspirations now,” sniffed one friend. Not that his ennui has gone unnoticed. Ortiz is fighting Lyoto Machida in Las Vegas on May 24 - which will be his last fight. “His contract will not be renewed,” said a source. A rep for the UFC declined comment. [link]
Yeah. I noticed his ennui awhile ago. I’m surprised it took so long for everyone else to notice his ennui, dating that skank and all. Frankly, it’s disheartening that sports media hadn’t noticed his ennui earlier. I mean, when I got my ennui, incessant crotch itch, projectile fire shots from my penis, panic sprints to the bathroom, and round-the-clock antibiotics took out my summer of ‘01. Damn ennui.
P.S. - Having ennui means THIS right? Oh….my bad….I just wikipediaed it and apparently it means THIS. Oops.
