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The Tour De France is happening right now.  You know, the biking sport where you ride 100 miles, drink lots of water, and inject ape sperm every night?  Come on….it takes place in the U.S. territory of France?  Got it?

Well….all kidding aside….french dogs are not the brightest creatures on the planet.  Or maybe they’re just media hounds?  Ha, ha, ha!




Since the U.S. Open is playing in America’s Finest City this week at Torrey Pines, I thought it appropriate to highlight my recent posting’s on the event…and since I’ll be cutting out to join the 45k+ throng to invade the South Course this afternoon.

ROMO, TIMBERLAKE, LAUER TACKLE TORREY PINES ADMIRABLY
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PLAYING GOLF AT TORREY PINES BEFORE THE 2008 U.S. OPEN

CHRIS BERMAN WILL BE DOING HIS THANG AT TORREY
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LE TIGRE BACK STALKING THE FAIRWAYS
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TORREY PINES SACKS PHILIP RIVERS, GWYNN EATS THE 18TH
TONY GWYNN PLAYS TORREY PINES GOLF COURSE BEFORE THE U.S. OPEN.  LOOKING FIT.

PARTMULE ARRESTED FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT AT TORREY
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TERRELL OWENS HAD CLERICAL ISSUES 

Dallas Cowboy’s newly re-signed wide-receiver Terrell Owens — he of $13 million guaranteed, and $27 million over three years – missed a little thing called a drug test a few weeks back, but was still signed by Jerry Jones to the deal.  The incident is being blamed on a “communication problem involving cell phone numbers” and has led Owens to now have to participate random testing in the league’s “reasonable cause” testing program.   

In an interview with The Associated Press, Owens said: “I’m not really worried about anything. It’s not a big deal. Anything I do is going to grab headlines. I have nothing to hide. I’ve made a statement and that’s it. It’s basically a dead issue.”

“Before I ever extended Terrell’s contract, I knew that he had communciation issues with the league but, trust me, I also know firsthand who he is and what he’s all about,” Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said Monday. “Because of that, I didn’t hesitate to give him [$27 million] and I negotiated that while this was going on….[Story]

Shrewd, Jerry, very shrewd.   How old is this dude anyway?  Now…mind you…Terrell has the physique of a me in high school (hee, hee, hee!) but you gotta start wondering about him continuing to hold up.  He’s overdue for a physical meltdown…in addition to his every three-year mental blast-off.  Or maybe the Cowboy medical staff have found that perfect dose of Zoloft to keep him at bay?  Hmm.




The video above is of LeBron James’ arrest incarceration sodimation ticket* in late 2007 for speeding 101 MPH in Cleveland. 

FYI….I just learned more than I’d ever needed to know about Cleveland’s horrific highway fatality record!  I’m appalled, disgusted, and I’m fairly certain I will never, ever drive in Cleveland!…Or walk, fly, hover, float, or look on a map of the U.S. and conceivable consider a trip there…..which means my opinion of Cleveland is the same as it was yesterday.   Although, nice fellas those hand-shaking cops….

Oh…also….LeBron drives a Jetta?!  WTF?  Maybe he met some hammered chick at the club and offered to drive her car home?   Nice guy, this LeBron.  Hope he got some.

*Note:  I suck…it was a “ticket”.  But damned if it don’t look like a Jetta!




 Sexy Bolivian Call Girls Protest Governments Intrusion on Their Hotness

Well…actually sewed their lips shut in an act of protest, after the government shut down a number brothels and bars last week.  The closures were due to angry protests from residents upset over the brothels rowdyness led to violence last week.   Some 10 woman angered by the governments action — brothels are legal in Bolivia — went extreme by using regular sewing thread to perform the act.  This after going on hunger strike for the past week.

Some details:

We are fighting for the right to work and for our families’ survival,” Lily Cortez, leader of the El Alto Association of Nighttime Workers, told local television.

“Tomorrow we will bury ourselves alive if we are not immediately heard. The mayor will have his conscience to answer to if there are any grave consequences, such as the death of my comrades,” Cortez said.

Student activists who want the bars and brothels permanently shut down were also on a hunger strike, along with the leaders of an association representing bars, restaurants and karaoke establishments.

Hmm.  Sounds like a well-educated, industrialized country to me.  Smart folk.  I guess not eating and sewing things together tends to solve all the countries ills. 

I heard a Bolivian trade representative sewed his finger up his nose to protest U.S. tariffs on cotton imports.   (Get it….picking, cotton, nose, finger….he, he, he!)

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Michael Vick Cards Go For $7,400-a-piece….chewed [POPJOCKS]

1980’s Celtics — Ugliest Team Ever (As if?!) [LARRYBROWNSPORTS] 

Britney to Open VMA’s? [CELEBSLAM

Brett Favre Will Be A Douchebag [BALLSIEST]

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PartMule Japanese Fun Category [PARTMULE]

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