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I WILL NOT BE POSTING THE WEEK OF MAY 12TH.

In NYC this week closing out old business and thoroughly destroying my internal organs with toxins.  Vodka toxins w/ a splash of cran to be exact.   Back pissin’ on the keyboard next week…




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Stupid Big Brother.

The microscope is too glaring.  My nerves are a mess.  Up at 5am….home at 8pm….slamming over-priced, under cooked corporate sponsored meals this week.   Damn is that pint of Stella gonna swill down beautifully Friday…

Needless to say….I’m frail, weak, and unable to spend an ounce of energy on spewing nonsensical sport related posts so a guy named Big Dog can skate down  drive down from O.C. with Todd Marinovich and ravage/puncture me with a needle and syringe (see comments on this post HERE).  

I’ll try and post stuff tonight….no promises.  I know….I can feel the disappointment through your monitor.

(Ed. Note - sorry if I offended anyone with the photo of that kid sticking his hand up that mule’s ass.  Generally I find it funny when appendages are slammed into any orifice.  It’s always worth a giggle.)




From College Humor .   There are a few versions of this video.   I could be 125 years-old and would still be laughing hysterically at this one….

Volume loud, preferably




 

… and Dwight Howard.  A bit old - from the 2006 NBA All-Star weekend. 

I can’t imagine anything more entertaining than watching a 7-foot Shaquille O’Neal get his groove on.  The man is straight electric boogaloo

His centipede needed some work at the end, but that man is gettin up there in age.  

The Big Swerve-inator as his dance moniker?

More Shaq:

Pimp My Pope Ride, Yo!




Watching this video I’m reminded of the old SNL “Super Bass-O-Matic 76″ sketchs [LINK] with Dan Akroyd.  “Wow!  That’s Terrific Bass!”