SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Mon 12.28.09 - Posted by PartMule

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GISELE and JEFF SPICOLI

Yes.  I’m making the call.  Without stilettos and lingerie, Gisele is pretty darn average.   Sorry if I offend.  Her nappy-head and bark-chewing beach style reminds me of one of my all-time favorite on screen characters — Jeff Spicoli.  

Some classic Jeff Spicoli quotes:

“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”

“Certainly there’s nothing wrong with a little pizza on our time.”

“People on ‘ludes should not drive.”

“This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there!” 

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TIGER POOPS LIKE US!
Fri 12.18.09 - Posted by PartMule

In wild, hairy, excrement news….not only does Tiger Woods shit on his wife! Yes, the man takes shits like the rest of us.   Crazy, I know!  And I thought he just released waste via osmosis or something.   Or maybe his caddy was involved with the transfer.  Hmmm.  Consider me enlightened.

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ULTIMATE FIGHT CATS (UFC)
Tue 8.11.09 - Posted by PartMule

This one’s from the archive, but worth a revisit…. 

Another cat imitating man YouTube that is easy to post, gets a chuckle, and frees up time for me to watch re-runs of The Office.   Not to mention I get to do my obligatory feline post for the week….   

Sure, sure….you’ve heard it before….”sneeze maker fun”….blah, blah, blah…..”lil’ pompous bastards”….yada, yada, yada….”throw ‘em off 15 story buildings during snow storms”…etc, etc. etc…..

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DOGS STRIKE AGAIN AT TOUR DE U.S. TERRITORY (FRANCE)!
Wed 7.29.09 - Posted by PartMule

The canine wrath over Michael Vick’s antics is not over!  

You’ll remember the incident I reported on awhile back, DOGGIE REVENGE AGAINST ATHLETES where dog-meets-cyclist on the roads of the U.S. territory of France.   It seems this canine sacrificial tactic continues and I hope Homeland Security here in the States will react. 

I fully expect beefed up security for Michael Vick…as he returns to normal life and football.  I’m expecting suicide canines being deployed to trip him up – leaving grocery stores, gas stations, strip-clubs, etc…

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IN VICKY SPICE NEWS…
Wed 4.08.09 - Posted by PartMule

VICTORIA BECKHAM ALMOST NAKED PLAYING SOCCER NUDE AND TOPLESSSPONGE BOB ALMOST NAKED

(Ed. Note - after months in the cave, I’ve decided this is the perfect story to emerge.  I think you’ll agree and vomit in your mouth.)

Victoria Beckham will be appearing on SpongeBob Square Pants in 2010!   Yes.  I’m ecstatic as well!  No, there won’t be a character created in her image named Toothpick Sally or Bulimic Belinda – but she will be the voice over for Queen Amphitrite, goddess of the sea. 

 The former Spice Girl and current fashionista, who’s already appeared on ABC’s Ugly Betty, is lending her voice to a character on Nickelodeon’s hit cartoon SpongeBob Square Pants, a rep for the show confirms to PEOPLE.

Beckham, 34, will play Queen Amphitrite, goddess of the sea, in a half-hour episode called “Neptune’s Party,” scheduled to air in summer 2010.  [People.com]

Now…back to doing normal stuff.  Just had to get that off my chest.  Ok. Bye.

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DRINKING IMPAIRS JUDGEMENT/SEPARATED AT BIRTH SPECIAL
Fri 1.16.09 - Posted by PartMule

A lil’ drunken/danked separated at birth for your weekend pleasure…. basically Separated At Birth with a Drinking Impairs Judgement twist.

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Toronto Raptor’s Chris Bosh over-danked.  Yo, “eyes open!” Big Daddy!  

And Pookie from New Jack City losing it outside The Carter.

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Steeler’s Jeff Reed hammered in Florida back in ‘07.  This is an NFL kicker?!

And the Man, the Weesel, Pauly Shore.   Surprisingly, I believe he’s sober there.

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Tamba Bay Buc’s QB Jeff Garcia – obviously after a few cocktails with that pose.  

 Oh….the creature on the right is the winner of 2006 Ugliest Dog Contest, Sam.   Yes, it is real.

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The winner of the 2006 Ugliest Dog, Sam.  

Oh….the creature on the right is Courtney Love.  Yes, she is real.

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The Geico Caveman and Steve Na…..oops, sorry, left to right I mean Steve Nash and the Geico Caveman.   Oh, Steve Nash is pictured with Dirk Nowitzki, his former Dallas Mavericks teammate, and another random dude with a large mandible.

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The Land of the Lost Sleestack and Dirk Nowit…..oops, sorry, left to right I mean Dirk Nowitzki and the Land of the Lost Sleestack.   Oh, there’s that dude again with the large mandible.

THANKS TO DRUNK ATHLETES FOR USE OF THE PHOTOS.

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