Hi!! How ya been?! Been like foorrreevverr! Geez. PartMule trying another round here…

Have to get back on this PartMule tip! The creative, non-sense, satirical, abrasive Blogger in me is oozzzinng to get out. Boy it’s been awhile…lots of catch-up….like what Paris Hilton has been up to..with her SEPARATED AT BIRTH posse?! And them dumb, stupid, pompous Brits and if they’re still inbred f*cks. And if this… ahhhemhhh…kid/guy/man can write anything worth perusing by anyone on this Wild World Web…

Well, what the fuck…let’s see what happens. Give it a whirl.  Maybe I should reach out to Todd Marinovich again?  Haha!  He loved me!  Well, more his boys loved me more!  And now, how many of you are like “who is Todd Marinovich?!”  He’s this GUY.  ’Nough said…

Well…Happy Friday and See Ya All Soon!



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Tiger Woods is back after winning his own tournament on Sunday, the Chevron World Cup



 

I love this time of year!  Nothing like Hannibal enjoying a nice chianti with his face eating pal, the smell of 8 hours of ass-to-couch contact after 26 hot wings on a humid Sunday in early September NFL heaven, and Al Davis continuing to make football decisions  — practicing voodoo and/or asking for more jello.

BUT…I’m not sure what is more tragic?   The resemblance of the two creatures above.  Or the evolution of the OSU destroying creature below left, Terrelle Pryor,  morphing into what was the creature on the right, Jamarcus Russell!  

ONLY  DAAAA RAIDDDERRRS!  



 BECKHAM CHECKING OUT ASS AT LAKER GAME

It wouldn’t be the end of the year on PartMule without posting something on our beloved inbred Brits.  Well, my extensive research to find something wasn’t difficult.  Easy as googling “over hyped Brit” or “bi-sexual inbred soccer star” or “husband of a former pop band artist that looks a lot like the delicious fruit called an orange” (see HERE).   After this search, I found this tidbit on uber hyped David Beckham

British soccer star David Beckham said in a newly-filed lawsuit that he never had sex with a prostitute who claimed she had a threesome with him in 2007, TMZ reported Thursday.

Beckham, who plays for the L.A. Galaxy of the MLS, filed a $25 million lawsuit against Irma Nici and “In Touch Weekly” magazine, which published Nici’s claim in September.

The married Beckham accuses Nici of fabricating the entire tale, calling her claims “unequivocally false.”

Nici claimed that in August 2007 Beckham paid for sex with her and another prostitute, and said she had been with the former Manchester United star five times in all.

Beckham, 35, said in his filing that the allegations caused him and his family “great anguish and emotional distress.” Beckham has been married to former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham since 1999 and the couple have three sons.  (Thanks NY POST)

Come on, man!   Beckham is obviously in “make it go away” mode.   It’s pretty obvious he’s been slapping more ass, for more years, than an Obstetrician.   Hey, if you were married to the deteriorating creature called Posh – that somewhat resembles a wax exhibit (HERE) — could you blame him?



ALEX RODRIGUEZ AND CAMERON DIAZ VACATION IN MEXICO

I’m still amazed that Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are an “item”.  Trippy stuff.   Above on vay-cay in Mexico recently with A-Dad’s kids.

And you know what is almost as trippy?  A bald ape.   Like the one below.  Ok. Bye!

BALD APE NAKED WITH CAMERON DIAZ IN MEXICO



 KELLI CROYLE PHOTO WITH HUSBAND BRODIE DURING HBO HARDKNOCKS

Kansas City Chiefs will be starting Brodie Croyle for injured starter Matt Cassel this Sunday vs. the Chargers.   You may remember when America was introduced – up-close and personal — to Brodie and his silicone endowed wife Kelli  back in ‘07 during the HBO series Hard Knocks.    

We’re just thrilled to have a new bank of sideline shots of Knockasauras rex wife Kelli and her hard knocks.  She endeared herself to the country with her sassy style and her ability to touch her nipples to her chin without use of bra or hands.   Weather in San Diego is expected to be in the 80’s on Sunday…so look for dem midgets to make an appearance!