It wouldn’t be the end of the year on PartMule without posting something on our beloved inbred Brits. Well, my extensive research to find something wasn’t difficult. Easy as googling “over hyped Brit” or “bi-sexual inbred soccer star” or “husband of a former pop band artist that looks a lot like the delicious fruit called an orange” (see HERE). After this search, I found this tidbit on uber hyped David Beckham
British soccer star David Beckham said in a newly-filed lawsuit that he never had sex with a prostitute who claimed she had a threesome with him in 2007, TMZ reported Thursday.
Beckham, who plays for the L.A. Galaxy of the MLS, filed a $25 million lawsuit against Irma Nici and “In Touch Weekly” magazine, which published Nici’s claim in September.
The married Beckham accuses Nici of fabricating the entire tale, calling her claims “unequivocally false.”
Nici claimed that in August 2007 Beckham paid for sex with her and another prostitute, and said she had been with the former Manchester United star five times in all.
Beckham, 35, said in his filing that the allegations caused him and his family “great anguish and emotional distress.” Beckham has been married to former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham since 1999 and the couple have three sons. (Thanks NY POST)
Come on, man! Beckham is obviously in “make it go away” mode. It’s pretty obvious he’s been slapping more ass, for more years, than an Obstetrician. Hey, if you were married to the deteriorating creature called Posh – that somewhat resembles a wax exhibit (HERE) — could you blame him?